Edwin Clarke - Neutral Human Skeleton Rogue
Edwin Clarke is, by all reasonable accounts, an entirely ordinary man who has found himself in persistently unreasonable circumstances. Once employed as a clerk of middling importance, Edwin possessed a talent for organization, a respect for procedure, and a deep appreciation for uneventful days. At some point - precisely when and how remains frustratingly unclear - he died and subsequently became a skeleton. He does not know why this occurred, nor has he found any particularly satisfying explanation, and after a brief period of concern has elected to treat the matter as an ongoing inconvenience rather than a mystery worth pursuing. He remains polite, mildly apologetic, and far more concerned with keeping things in order than with the broader implications of his condition. If pressed on the matter, he will concede that being dead is “somewhat inconvenient,” and then redirect the conversation to something more practical.
Male Skeleton Rog1: CR 3; Medium Undead ; HD 1d6 (Rogue) ; hp 6; Init +2; Spd 30; AC:14 (Flatfooted:12 Touch:12); Atk +0 base melee, +2 base ranged; +2 (1d6, Short Sword);
AL N; SV Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +2;
STR 10, DEX 14, CON —, INT 12, WIS 10, CHA 10.
Skills: Balance +6, Bluff +5, Disable Device +5, Hide +6, Listen +4, Move Silently +6, Open Lock +6, Search +7.
Feats: Armor Proficiency: light, Simple Weapon Proficiency, Skill Focus (Search), Weapon Finesse.
Special Attacks: Sneak Attack +1d6.
Special Qualities: Undead traits (immune to poison, sleep effects, paralysis, stunning, disease; not subject to critical hits or nonlethal damage; no Constitution score; healed by positive energy as a table adjustment; not mindless).
Possessions:
Weapons: Short Sword (10 gp).
Armor: Leather Armor (10 gp).
Goods: Coin: gp (23); Backpack (2 gp); Thieves’ Tools (30 gp); Outfit - Common (1 gp); Belt Pouch (1 gp); Ledger Book (5 gp); Ink and Quill (9 gp); Small assortment of neatly wrapped, entirely mundane supplies (5 gp).
Edwin did not choose the life of a rogue so much as gradually discover that he was already suited to it. His years as a clerk required careful observation, a steady hand, and an ability to solve small but persistent problems without drawing attention to them. When circumstances began placing him in situations involving locked doors, trapped passages, and individuals who were not paying proper attention to their surroundings, Edwin simply applied the same practical mindset he always had. He moves quietly because it is safer, strikes when advantage presents itself because it is efficient, and avoids danger where possible because it is sensible. In this way, his skills are less a profession and more an extension of his nature - a continuation of the orderly, methodical approach he has always taken to an increasingly disorderly world.
